Burning Monkey Solitaire
Joke Submission Form:

So human, you want to have the Monkey's say your joke?
Use the form below, and if it makes them laugh so hard they need a new diaper, odds are it'll make it into a future version of the game.


The ideal joke has three requirements-

#1 Is no more than a sentence or so, as it has to fit into a monkey-chat bubble.
i.e. Where do kings keep their armies? -- In their sleevies!

#2 Has some Monkey-connection-
i.e. How did the banana get out of jail? -- On a peel!
or just add the word Monkey or Human in place of "you" and "I" :-)
Monkey guess surrealism's not your cup of tuna.
Human who breaks wind in church sits in own pew.

#3 Really funny-
i.e. Chimps and Salsa anyone?
How do you open the door to the monastary? -- With a Monk-Key!
What do you call the time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? -- 1 Bananosecond!
If monkey make infinite jokes, odds say one be funny!


If your joke is included, we'll add the name you submit to the credits!

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